CASTING FRIDAY--LOOKING FOR PARENTS WHO SACRIFICED T0 SEND KIDS TO COLLEGE AND COUPLES WHO HAVE NEVER MET!!

 

 

Oh yeh...we all know the pain of paying for kids to go to college.

It's a never ending ATM moment!!! We gritch and groan , but we

all do it lovingly...well sort of. A major NBC outlet is looking for

people who have REALLY sacrificed, not just giving up a facial

and massage here and there. By really sacrificing we mean...selling your

house, taking on three new jobs, or  moving to a third world country.

 

Send this info to anyone you know who made the ultimate sacrifice.

They (or you) need to send name, age, city you live in, kids, situation,

how and why you decidd to make that kind of scarficfice, and family pics

to query-317@helpareporter.net

 

CAN YOU CALL A COUPLE A COUPLE IF THEY'VE NEVER MET?

For all of you out there who have hooked up online and are a cyber couple
with your soulmate you've never actually me....you have the chance to be in a big
time, big money game show. Yep....so take a risk and you'll actually get to
meet.

You have to be over 21 to enter. Please send name,contact inf, cities you both
live it, pictures of both of you. , the story of how you got together and what
dating service or method you met in , Also send jpeg pics to
ninacasting1@gmail.com

  

ARE YOU A DIVA?????

 

 

I really don't think I've ever been a  diva...do you feel the same? Attention makes me

nervous and to be be honest I always felt like a little bit of a fake in front of the   

camera. Now writing....totally confident.  But a diva...not so much.

 

Divas are kind of like witches...they are good divas and bad divas. I suspect we've all

been exposed to both. The original divas are on the stage opera singers. You know

those larger than life ladies with the big hair and even  bigger bosoms. But at least you

know who they are and they are easy to identify. It doesn't work that way in real life.

I have always been a little shocked that some of the mousy looking gals are the

biggest divas ever.

 

A bad diva is the one who is needy, always has to be the center of attention and are

for the most part high maintenance, demanding and so self involved it makes your head spin.

A good diva may adore the limelight...but they are also willing to stand up for their

friends and ,well, lets face it  they bring a lot of dazzle to any event.

 

All divas have a sense of entitlement and they know when they demand a better table,

ask for a raise or tell their partner exactly what they want for their birthday ....they

deserve it. Their attitude comes from their knowledge that they're worth it. Which is not

a bad concept ladies.

 

A furniture designer band (who shall remain nameless) told me she only sold a few pieces

when she charged $300 for her work. But lo-and-behold when she jacked them up to

over a thousand...they sold like hotcakes. There's  truth to how we value ourselves.

 

So while I'm not advocating turning into a stark raging bitch....we might want to

think a little more of ourselves. After all we know what we're worth...and it doesn't hurt

to remind others just exactly what that means. 

 

 

HAPPY CINCO YA'ALL WITH SUE'S COUSIN SHERRY'S SPECIAL SALSA!!!!

SOOOO GOOD!!!

Happy Cinco de Mayo ya'all!!! No one knows salsa better than
chicks from Madill ,Oklahoma. Mexican food in itself is actually
a food group there. And no one knows salsa like my good friend Sue's
cousin Sherry. I've actually had people who own restaurants ask for the
recipe. And believe me that doesn't happen to me very often.

So here it is.....from a half Mexican Brit who doesn't even speak  Spanish
but knows a good salsa when she sees one. Happy Happy Cinco to you.
Believe me you will be singing Ricky Martin songs and doing the macarana.

2 cans Rotel tomatoes
1 medium can stewed tomatoes
2 cucumbers peeled and diced
2 large fresh tomatoes peeled and diced
1 small bunch of green onions,diced
1 Rotel can white vinegar
1/4 cup sugar
1 Tsp Italian seasoning
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp sweet basil
1 ts garlic pepper
1 tsp thyme

Place Rotel tomatoes, canned tomatoes and all spices in the
food processor. Process a few seconds to chop and blend. Add
white vinegar and sugar, process a few more seconds. Ass diced
fresh vegetables and process a few seconds more. Add salt to taste
and /or Tabasco. Makes two quarts. Will stay in fridge for a long time.


Special thanks to the Madill A Taste of Heaven Cookbook from the
First United Methodist Church.

CASTING FRIDAY-LOOKING FOR GIRLS WHO LOVE COWBOYS, WIERDO ROOMMATES AND A LITTLE AHHH!!!!

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MANLY COWBOY?

Who isn't ? Just kidding. A major production company is looking
for single women between the age of 21 and 35, who are great catches
themselves.

Are you tired of dating city slickers who may or may not be having more
mani-pedis than you are. Are you looking for a guy with good old fashioned
values?

Send your name, contact info, bio , photo in jpg format and tell them
what kind of guys you're dating and why you'd like something different.
Send info to cynthiacasting@gmail.com
Photo by www.tumbir.com





GOT SOME ROOMMATE DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS?

Oh my God. I know you had your shared of weird roomies. If the
truth be told I was probably one of the weird ones. Do you remember Kathy
when we set Debra's door on fire. Or when we gave her Vaseline to
put on her hair. (It  never looked better!!!) Oh no we didn't.!!

Tell the stories...no matter how vile or out there. A big production
company wants to know about those roommates-from-hell.
Be sure to tell them your name, phone, contact info, age, when you
lived with the cray-cray roommate. Why did you live with them? Give the
and any pics . Send to BadRoomateCasting @gmail.com
Photo by stimsonsnead.com












GIVE ME SOME HEART


A major television campaign is looking for heartfelt moments.
Things that make you go AAAAAAH. Military homecomings,
dads and daughters at weddings, retirees living the life. Those
little moments of pets and people that make you know exactly
what you're doing on the planet.

Share your special moment by sending them to  Iputyouontv@gmail.com
Send name and contact information along with a video link (this
is preferred. ) Ask a kid to help you. make sure your friends know
about this too!!! Big cash if they use your video clip.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!

THUNDER CHEERLEADER DOES NOT DESERVE THIS!!

How is it that one minute you're a newly married, ambitious young woman
with the talent and nerve to get out and cheer in front on thousands of
screaming Thunder fans...and the next minute you are the center of
controversy. That's how it rolls for Thunder Cheerleader Kelsey Williams.

A Rockets blog thought this cheerleader might be too chunky...and the
next thing you know CBS Houston is taking a poll. Are you freakin' kidding
me? She looks great to me....and I think ever boomer in the world would
say the same. Have we really stooped to such a low level that we feel
entitled to comment on an obviously well trained and toned young lady.

I was sitting in church this morning and I got a call from a network that
wanted me to track her down. Oh perfect. That's one tricky little interview
from someone who hasn't seen a cheerleader skirt in five decades. Wow
people are cruel. She decided not to talk so the interview got cancelled.
Smart girl.

Let this die folks. lets talk about last nights Thunder game. Lets cheer on
the people who ran in the Oklahoma City and DC marathons today. Let's
mind our own business when it comes to someones midsection. Unless
you happen to be a Victoria's secret model or a Chippendale's dancer --shut the
fuck up. There I've said it.

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!!!

 

 

The Wall Street Journal made some big enemies this week by putting down the

army of young women that call themselves "Mommy Bloggers." This is a smart,

business savvy group of ladies that are mastering the new social media with an A+.

The Journal said they go to conferences like BlogHer and Mom 2.0 to get away from

their kids and husbands and gorge from the mini bar and have cartoon free orgies

of adult television.

 

And  that is bad ...because.???Let me tell you from an old school perspective that

ever since there have been women and children there have been women trying to

get away from said children. Be honest. Being a mom is the most exhausting job

ever and mom's do need a break. It is heaven to get away from mini vans and picky

eaters and teachers that expect art projects worthy of the Louvre. It's hell out there.

 

In the fifties...mommy would simply have a break down and go "away" for a little

while. Let me tell you people she was swigging a gin and tonic and a few mothers

little helpers. In the eighties it was trips to "Canyon Ranch" or some other health spa

so she could get her zen on.

 

I lived for meeting that my husband went to. I would sleep and order room service

and feel like a human again. Now don't get me wrong, I  love my kids, and loved the

privilege of raising the, But it was hard. My job as a journalist would take me out of

town and instead of joining the scribes at the watering hole...I would be comatose in

my room.

 

Women in my generation went out of town and didn't make apologies. We would go

to lake houses, the Big Apple, the Mountains ....anywhere. We would drink and  talk
about our lives, shop and flirt with the waiters at awesome restaurants. It was harmless
and we would come back recharged....ready to take on life.

 

So no  apologies...go to the conferences and have fun, work on your blogging  skills.
Because the way I look at it I don't always remember the nightmare of making that
medieval costume for my kids ...they don't remember it either.But I sure as hell remember
watching Wicked with my my girls.!!! 

 

WOULD YOU KICK THIS GUY OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY FOR BEING TOO HANDSOME????

Ok ladies...does this seem even remotely fair. This good looking chap is thought to be
one of three men ousted from Saudi Arabia for being...get this...too good looking. As if
there was such a thing. Seriously Omar Borkan Al Gala was asked to leave by the religious
police because he might just distract the ladies.  And as we all know all the single ladies
aren't capable of being around attractive men, Who knows what might happen?.

We are all too familiar with women being designated as sex objects....but to be honest
this young actor, poet and photographer  seems to be too sexy for his shirt according to the
Saudi male population. Duh. Take a look at him. Don't you just know that the people
making that smart decision were less than eye candy.

I personally would like to see the other two guys. For you ladies...I am adding some more
pictures. No matter how old you are...it doesn't hurt to look.