BREAKING UP WITH PINTEREST........ BITCHES!!!!

 

Gone are the  days of breaking up with a face-to-face confrontation, or
keying his car or even  renting a hateful  billboard. Oh, no. Breaking up today
has to be even more creative. It's Pinterest, baby!!!! So get out the glue gun,
hoist out the craft supplies and break up  like you mean it!!!!!


YOU USED TO PUT A SPELL ON ME



Nothing says I hate your ass like a voodoo doll. I prefer ones
with bright colors, errant hair and googly eyes. They're
are easy to make and inexpensive (just like your old boyfriend)
Just take scraps of material and go for it.. Feel free to
rip up his Armani suits and silk ties. Quality counts when you
do the voodoo. Stick pins in them,
attach messages to them. He's gonna think you're crazy ....but
he's also going to be scared shitless. Hey who doesn't love a crazy
bitch, after all?

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TIE A SNARKY BANNER 'ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE

 

 

 

 

We all know and love Pinterest for making the pendant banner a

daily pick-me-up. He saw them at your nephews birthday and
waved them for his fave sports team. He knew you had a freak flag...
but he'll be shocked as hell when he sees this one flying. Pinterest...
you. taught me well

 

 

 

NOT YOUR BIGGEST FAN THESE DAYS

 

 

 

Don't we all dream of someone fanning us gently and feeding

us grapes (peeled of course) . But if your former honey is

feeding you a line of bullshit it's time to make it known.

Make a pretty paper fan and show him you will no longer be

blowing smoke up his ass!!!

 

 

DRINK UP BITCHES WITH..... HIT THE ROAD JACK

 

 

 

Who doesn't drool over the recipes of Pinterest or wish we were

having that effortless party . But instead of wishing you had another

life...get one. Here's  a simple drink you can make and give to

him called .......HIT THE ROAD JACK. Let him drink it....tell him to

drive responsibly and take the highway to hell straight out of your life.

 

1 shot of  Jack Daniels

Sweet and Sour mix (splash)

Triple Sec

Diet Coke to taste

 

 

WITCHY WOMAN KISS OFF

 

 

 

Sometimes breaking up calls for desperate measures. Being subtle

doesn't seem to work. But you don't have to throw all his clothes

out the window or put his sports car on Craig's list. Just keep it

simple, unlike the insane relationship you've been having for the

last two years. And nothing says it better than this little message.

Buh bye!!!!!