YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!

THUNDER CHEERLEADER DOES NOT DESERVE THIS!!

How is it that one minute you're a newly married, ambitious young woman
with the talent and nerve to get out and cheer in front on thousands of
screaming Thunder fans...and the next minute you are the center of
controversy. That's how it rolls for Thunder Cheerleader Kelsey Williams.

A Rockets blog thought this cheerleader might be too chunky...and the
next thing you know CBS Houston is taking a poll. Are you freakin' kidding
me? She looks great to me....and I think ever boomer in the world would
say the same. Have we really stooped to such a low level that we feel
entitled to comment on an obviously well trained and toned young lady.

I was sitting in church this morning and I got a call from a network that
wanted me to track her down. Oh perfect. That's one tricky little interview
from someone who hasn't seen a cheerleader skirt in five decades. Wow
people are cruel. She decided not to talk so the interview got cancelled.
Smart girl.

Let this die folks. lets talk about last nights Thunder game. Lets cheer on
the people who ran in the Oklahoma City and DC marathons today. Let's
mind our own business when it comes to someones midsection. Unless
you happen to be a Victoria's secret model or a Chippendale's dancer --shut the
fuck up. There I've said it.

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!!!

 

 

The Wall Street Journal made some big enemies this week by putting down the

army of young women that call themselves "Mommy Bloggers." This is a smart,

business savvy group of ladies that are mastering the new social media with an A+.

The Journal said they go to conferences like BlogHer and Mom 2.0 to get away from

their kids and husbands and gorge from the mini bar and have cartoon free orgies

of adult television.

 

And  that is bad ...because.???Let me tell you from an old school perspective that

ever since there have been women and children there have been women trying to

get away from said children. Be honest. Being a mom is the most exhausting job

ever and mom's do need a break. It is heaven to get away from mini vans and picky

eaters and teachers that expect art projects worthy of the Louvre. It's hell out there.

 

In the fifties...mommy would simply have a break down and go "away" for a little

while. Let me tell you people she was swigging a gin and tonic and a few mothers

little helpers. In the eighties it was trips to "Canyon Ranch" or some other health spa

so she could get her zen on.

 

I lived for meeting that my husband went to. I would sleep and order room service

and feel like a human again. Now don't get me wrong, I  love my kids, and loved the

privilege of raising the, But it was hard. My job as a journalist would take me out of

town and instead of joining the scribes at the watering hole...I would be comatose in

my room.

 

Women in my generation went out of town and didn't make apologies. We would go

to lake houses, the Big Apple, the Mountains ....anywhere. We would drink and  talk
about our lives, shop and flirt with the waiters at awesome restaurants. It was harmless
and we would come back recharged....ready to take on life.

 

So no  apologies...go to the conferences and have fun, work on your blogging  skills.
Because the way I look at it I don't always remember the nightmare of making that
medieval costume for my kids ...they don't remember it either.But I sure as hell remember
watching Wicked with my my girls.!!! 

 

WOULD YOU KICK THIS GUY OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY FOR BEING TOO HANDSOME????

Ok ladies...does this seem even remotely fair. This good looking chap is thought to be
one of three men ousted from Saudi Arabia for being...get this...too good looking. As if
there was such a thing. Seriously Omar Borkan Al Gala was asked to leave by the religious
police because he might just distract the ladies.  And as we all know all the single ladies
aren't capable of being around attractive men, Who knows what might happen?.

We are all too familiar with women being designated as sex objects....but to be honest
this young actor, poet and photographer  seems to be too sexy for his shirt according to the
Saudi male population. Duh. Take a look at him. Don't you just know that the people
making that smart decision were less than eye candy.

I personally would like to see the other two guys. For you ladies...I am adding some more
pictures. No matter how old you are...it doesn't hurt to look.

CASTING FRIDAY--LOOKING FOR ALIEN LOVERS AND WOMEN COPS AND MILITARY !!!!

ALIEN FREAKS

www.bubblenews.com

 

We know you love them. But do you really , really believe in them?

Well a top production company is betting that you do. They are looking

for individuals, families or groups that believe in aliens and/or UFO's..

or both.

 

Are you obsessed with all things extraterrestrial?

Do you prepare for alien invasions?

If so send an email and some pics to alienshowcasting@gmail.com

 

Include the following.name, contact, locations, photographs of your

alien loving family or group. Tell why you believe and what you're

going to do if they come.

 

WOMEN WITH GUNS

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Were you ever in the military or police force. Do you have
relatives or friends who were? A top production company is
looking for women that have served for a new reality show.

Send you name, contact inf, location, full body and face pics and
a summary of your life behind the gun. What is your occupation now?
The producers want to know the advantages and disadvantages of being
a woman in this line of work. Tell them your memorable experience in
a brief form.

Send info to Realityshowcasting0320@yahoo.com

Thanks and  pass this on    

CASTING FRIDAY: LOOKING FOR GEEKS AND DRESS-LESS BRIDES!!!!

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ARE YOU KING OF THE NERDS?

Do you consider yourself a Geek or a Nerd
Are you a fan of Star Wars, Star Trek, Games of thrones, Lord
of the Rings or Battlestar Galactica?
Are yoyu a Gamer?
Do you have a collections of toys, figures and comic books?
Are you obsessed with super heroes?
Is you I at least wto standard deviations above the means?

Time to fly your nerd flag and compete for $100.000 dollars
Send your name,age, (you have to be over 18) , contact number,
location, academic credits and bio on what makes you the nerd
above all nerds , jpg format photo and link to an online video
which should be approx ten minutes long , Please post it on
vimeo or youtube, For you tube mark it unlisted. Give us a tour
of your geekdom. tell about yourself, your quirkiness, your
passion, your heroes and anything that will impress your peers.
to kingofthenerdscasting@gmail.com

LOOKING FOR THE BRIDAL GOWN OF YOUR DREAMS?
Is your personality bigger than your budget? Are you willing to
go to Boston to shop for the dress. This is the ultimate
bridal dress quest.

Send you name, age, location,. picture, problems finding the
dream dress, what obstacles you're having to overcome to get
that perfect dress, your wedding date, picture and your contact
information to:


Ultimatedressquest@gmail.com




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YA YA JAMBALAYA!!!!!!!

Mardi Gras may be but an embarrassing memory.....but the food of
New Orleans is one of my standard favorites.

I still remember working on a documentary the year before Katrina with
 my good friend and colleague Mike Priest. We really worked hard and were
hoping to be the first documentary on Mardi Gras in Hi Def. We  went
to crayfish boils, we caught beads, rode on floats, went to the purple only
party, documented  the Zulu krewe  get ready for their parade.
We had a blast. My son Sami went as a production assistant and I will
never forget his face when he came face to face with a group clad only
in Mardi Gras beads, very creative!!!

I drift. I think we all agreed on jambalaya. It's the perfect dish for a gloomy
day. Here's how I do it.

Jambalaya

1 large  can crushed tomatoes

1 can beef broth

 1/2 cup chopped celery

1/2 cup chopped onions

 1 chopped green pepper

1 chopped rotisserie chicken

1 package andouille sausage

Shrimp (10 med to large)

salt/pepper

Louisiana hot sauce

Tomato sauce-small can 

 

Cooked Rice

 

In a large pan saute celery, onions, green

peppers in Olive oil  until limp. Chop andouille sausage into

thin slices and add to vegetables. Cook until sweating.

Add can of broth and crushed tomatoes. Add

chicken and a liberal dose of Louisiana hot sauce.

 If the mixture looks thick add a can of tomato sauce.

Toss in shrimp

 

At the last minute add cooked rice and sliced green onions

So yummy!!!!! Serve with French bread and salad

CASTING FRIDAY...LOOKING FOR HOT CHICKS ..CHEAPSKATES AND SAVVY BUSINESS OWNERS!!!!

 

STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WANTED. That's a big shock,

isn't it. A major reality show is looking for single, never before

married young women who are looking to settle down. 

 

Send age,email, phone number location, occupation, a brief description and

...of course, a picture to bproductioncasting@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

 CALLING ALL CHEAPSKATES.... Do you have friends that

truly know the value of a dollar .Is their lifestyle an incredible

example of thrift and ingenuity?  The Learning Chanel is all about

celebrating the thrifty soul.

 

Please send you name, age, address, email and tell them about

your life and how saving money plays into it. Photos are also wanted

Send to query-2-yv2@helpareporter.net

 

 

 

 

LOOKING FOR ENTREPRENEURS.....Do you know business

owners who have made mistakes, pulled themselves up and have

bounced back? Can they advise "wanna be" new owners of an

existing business/

 

You must have had at least two businesses to qualify for this

reality show. You must be dynamic and  really be a personality.

 

Send email, phone number, photo, business history and  information

about yourself to :  2ysn@helpareporter.net

 

 

That's all for this Friday folks. Knock 'em dead!!!!

;;t it.

A CLASS REUNION--I"D RATHER STICK NEEDLES IN MY EYE!!!!

Ok big shot. You put high school behind you and become tremendously successful and have a life that Donald Trump would envy. You have the spouse that causes a fair amount of rubber-necking and your kids/pets are stellar. Good for you. Because one day there will be a letter in your mailbox that will bring you to your knees. It will look innocent enough. But we guarantee that this one will stop you dead in your tracks.

No, it’s not the IRS audit for your private jet. It’s the invitation to your class reunion. And it’s a bitch. All of a sudden your entire high school history will come flying through your head. And no matter how successful you are now you will start to panic. Should I ? Shouldn’t I? Do I have time to loose 20 pounds/have plastic surgery/buy a new sports car?. It’s Oh my God. And just to make it even more fun once they’ve found you you’ll get another and another….every 5-10 years.

Of course, there’s the brave front that everyone puts on. Avoiding the “oh my God, what happened to you?” Or the equally disturbing.” Wasn’t she the girl that picked her nose? Wow…now she’s a babe.” Of course you’ll drink too much, say many inappropriate things and try way to hard to hook up with your high school crush. It’s not pretty.

 

Do you dread your high school reunion? I don;t really have to worry about that one since I was

an Air Force brat and have no idea where my friends from Upper Heyford High School in

England ended up. That takes the pressure off ...right? I imagine for some it's a great revenge

scenerio and for others a bitter sweet moment. Tell me what you think.  

CASTING FRIDAY ..LOOKING FOR KIDS ..CHEFS AND FAMILY FARE!!!!!

KIDS THAT CAN ROCK A SONG
 

Do you have grand kids or relatives that can sing? Unfortunately

that talent didn't exist at  my house. But then what do you expect

from the only girl asked to "mouth the words" at the sorority Spring

Sing?

 

NBC is doing a junior version of THE VOICE. So here's what you

need to do. First of all only parents or guardians can make the

submission. You need child's name and age, guardians name and address

and a video of the child introducing themselves and singing a song.

 

Send it to Karen@mcnultycasting.com

DO YOU KNOW A FAMILY JOINT THAT NEEDS HELP?

A new major cable network is looking nationwide for a restaurant
or bar that needs help. It needs to be family owned and you are going
to have to let a restaurant/bar fixer come in boss you around and make
your business into pure gold.

Tell your story,give name and address of your business, a list of all
the relatives that make it happen and send pictures ....and send it to
Karaudellcasting@gmail.com BUT HURRY!!!!!!!


WHAT"S COOKING GOOD LOOKING?

A new prime time talk show is looking for fun, interesting
chefs. Can you dazzle them with your demi-glaze?....stir them
with your schnitzel?.....Charm them with your chiffonade? Well
this show is looking for you. Only snaffu is that they're not
paying your way to New York if you win. But I imagine that will
be an airfare you won't mind scrounging for. because if they love
you, you will be back...and sponsorships are easy to get when you're
on a network show.
send all your info and a video link to
query-2yhy@helpareporter.net.


GOOD LUCK!!!!

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!

 

Thanks to the Internet and a host of savvy websites you can do whatever

you want in terms of home decorating. No more being tied to the trend of

the moment. No one dictating to you what colors to use. I have always been

a big fan of doing whatever I wanted. Many of you probably cringe at some

of my choices...like the sun-in-your-face-yellow walls in my kitchen. But

I love them. They make me happy in the morning. And truly, what can do that

short of a Bloody Mary followed by happy-pills.?

 

I wanted to make my little television room blue and white to match my blue and

white kitchen an voila. I looked on line. Googled blue and white chevron

carpet. Blue sofa...blue and white Ikat chairs and before you know it I had a

room. They were shipped free and saved me days of endless searching. because

believe me...blue and white was not available in my town.

 

 

 



So here it it....it may not be your taste...but it's just what I wanted. casual , a

little bit modern, a little bit traditional. 100 per cent me!!!!.

Check out these resources:

 

Overstock.com

Joss and main.com

OneKings Lane.com

Pinterest

Target.com

 

If you are going for something a litle more vintage...a little more elaborate check

out Nifty Thrifty , ShopHers, Vaunte ,  and Byronesque.

 

Still can't find it. Buy thrift shop chairs and find fabric and recover them. A little more

leg work...but some of my favorite pieces are from that effort.

 

Happy Decorating!!!!!