Happy Birthday Demi. This has been a rough year for you, girl. Your marriage ended and you have the pain of seeing the ex with a hot young number in the tablouds every week. Well it goes to show....you can be as beautiful and talented as Demi Moore and you can still get dumped. Especially if your husband is just about the cutest thing on the planet and happens to be 34, which would be three years older than my oldest son. Seriously Demi. Is there any chance in hell that a 50 year old woman, albeit a gorgeous one, can keep the interest of a man-child . Or for that matter would want to?
I'm sure they thought they were soul mates, and all that business. But at the end of the day , she needs her beauty rest and he is ready to Par-tay. Imagine the peppiness you'd have to pour on everyday. It's exhausting to even think about it. You'd have to have be "on" twenty four seven, and for most of us there isn't enough vitamins, exercise or medication that can keep us at the pace of a thirty four year old.
Is it just me, or is a fabulous dinner and a couple of drinks enough. I've done my time dancing on tables and staying out late with pretty boys. Give me a guy with salt and pepper hair and a reasonable amount of perky where it counts and I'm pretty happy. Here's a hint ladies . If he thinks Crosby, Stills and Nash is a law firm, then he's too young for you. If he was born after 1960, leave him alone. That's the best advice I can give. Otherwise you're on your own.
But if you disagree and it's worked out well for you, you have my admiration. Tell us your story about your May-December relationship. Dying to know. And as for you Demi, get over it. You have a lot more living to do. So do it already.
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