I LOVE HALLOWEEN--DON'T JUDGE!!!!!

 

There's not much I don't like about Halloween...there are costumes and

cute little kids, scary witches and evil monsters. Wow  that almost sounds

like my days at the KWTV newsroom , or even worse, the car pool line.

You know who you are!!! Seriously it's great fun, and there is candy. Come

on...you know you used to dip into your childs plastic pumkin and score a

few miniature Snickers and Kit Kats. 

 

The kids are gone...so I decided a few years ago to get a little more sophisticated.

 

 

Is that a little too much? . I kind of like it ...it has a slight Latin flair. I have a

huge collection of Witches. Hmmm...that seems to be a recurring theme of

mine , doesn't it?  But I've honed down the collection of witches from my

annual Witchy Woman party for my news friends and stuck with a vintage theme.

 

 

Kind of like that  vibe. I've trimmed down, cut down and limited my

Halloween decorating to the bare bones.

 

Here's one of the planters outsidethe front door that I have been growing since

the first of September. Two crotons on sale, my summer sweet potato plant,

a couple of mums and a pie pumkin. Easy on the budget and I will switch

out for Thanksgiving. Plus I added some black spirally branches from Ikea.

 

 

Well Happy Halloween Ya'all.

 

 

 

Just sayin'. My quote....your mantra.!!!! 

CASTING FRIDAY....DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S A REAL WITCH!!!!

DO YOU KNOW ANY REAL WITCHES!!!

Of course you do....don't we all!!!! Sometimes even the sweetest of us
has got to fess up that we're just a  few flying monkeys away from being
the witch from hell. However if you really are a witch...not just someone who
acts like one...have I got the gig for you.

A major tv network is looking for real live witches and wiccans for a new
docu series.So if you practice witchcraft (and not just throwing the occasional
spell around)  they are looking for you. Do you fit the mold ? Do you have an
interesting story to tell?  They want to know.

So whether you're in our out of the broom closet  and you're over 25  you can
apply (male and female)   send your information to casting@tfcasting.com

Include your name, contact number, city and state, brief description of
your Wiccan or witchcraft practices and tell them why you would be great
for the show.

IF THE BROOM FITS RIDE IT!!!!!

CASTING FRIDAY...MALE AND FEMALE TV HOSTS!!!!

They always said you should have your own show. You are just
that quick on your feet and good looking. So we wanted to tell you
and your friends about an opportunity. Be sure and get your info in
before OCT 20th.

A major television network is searching the country for a good looking male
and female aged 20-26. But you can't just be gorgeous, you also have to be
funny and charismatic. All ethnicities are welcome to apply. Kind of helps
if you know movies and have lots to say about them.

Send you name, age, city you live in, contact number, brief bio, recent photo
(jpeg)  , a demo reel if you have it  and background (if any)in hosting .
moviehostcasting@gmail.com
Share this with your friends!!

CASTING FRIDAY....BUSINESS WOMEN!!!!!!

Are you a Rock Star Business Woman? Does the word mogul describe your
success? Are you the  star of a thriving company? If you have that swagger you'll
want to know that a major tv production company is searching nationwide for
YOU. All I can say is Bethany ...she stole her Skinny Girl company for millions
through shameless promotion.

It's going to be a reality show about powerful, driven women. If that describes
you the girl who like to work hard and play hard  and compete head to tow with
the guys then you need to send your
info to:
femalesincharge@gmail.com

Tell them your name, age , contact phone numbers, city you live in, a brief bio
on you and your company and tell them why you'd be great for the show. Be sure\
and send a pic (jpeg)

HOW TO BE HOT AT MIDDLE AGE!!!!

 

 

 

Raquel Welch is 73 !!! That's right....73!!! Just recently seen at a pre Emmy

party. You have got to give this lady credit. she looks fabulous. Sure , we all

know she's probably had a little plastic surgery. But it looks fantastic.

 

Bravo Raquel!! You've still got it going on , girl. Boom Chick thought we all

needed a little sobering up after seeing this so we invited well known hair and makeup

stylist Larry Chowning to tell us how to be a hot chick at middle age. Larry is

an expert . Not only is he huge on the Miss America circuit...he keps it real for

gals way past Miss America .

 

 

 

http://youtu.be/FTUBqIEO9QcLarry Chowning

 

 To get an appointment with Larry in Oklahoma City call 405-206-9328

   
 

BREAKING UP WITH PINTEREST........ BITCHES!!!!

 

Gone are the  days of breaking up with a face-to-face confrontation, or
keying his car or even  renting a hateful  billboard. Oh, no. Breaking up today
has to be even more creative. It's Pinterest, baby!!!! So get out the glue gun,
hoist out the craft supplies and break up  like you mean it!!!!!


YOU USED TO PUT A SPELL ON ME



Nothing says I hate your ass like a voodoo doll. I prefer ones
with bright colors, errant hair and googly eyes. They're
are easy to make and inexpensive (just like your old boyfriend)
Just take scraps of material and go for it.. Feel free to
rip up his Armani suits and silk ties. Quality counts when you
do the voodoo. Stick pins in them,
attach messages to them. He's gonna think you're crazy ....but
he's also going to be scared shitless. Hey who doesn't love a crazy
bitch, after all?

.

TIE A SNARKY BANNER 'ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE

 

 

 

 

We all know and love Pinterest for making the pendant banner a

daily pick-me-up. He saw them at your nephews birthday and
waved them for his fave sports team. He knew you had a freak flag...
but he'll be shocked as hell when he sees this one flying. Pinterest...
you. taught me well

 

 

 

NOT YOUR BIGGEST FAN THESE DAYS

 

 

 

Don't we all dream of someone fanning us gently and feeding

us grapes (peeled of course) . But if your former honey is

feeding you a line of bullshit it's time to make it known.

Make a pretty paper fan and show him you will no longer be

blowing smoke up his ass!!!

 

 

DRINK UP BITCHES WITH..... HIT THE ROAD JACK

 

 

 

Who doesn't drool over the recipes of Pinterest or wish we were

having that effortless party . But instead of wishing you had another

life...get one. Here's  a simple drink you can make and give to

him called .......HIT THE ROAD JACK. Let him drink it....tell him to

drive responsibly and take the highway to hell straight out of your life.

 

1 shot of  Jack Daniels

Sweet and Sour mix (splash)

Triple Sec

Diet Coke to taste

 

 

WITCHY WOMAN KISS OFF

 

 

 

Sometimes breaking up calls for desperate measures. Being subtle

doesn't seem to work. But you don't have to throw all his clothes

out the window or put his sports car on Craig's list. Just keep it

simple, unlike the insane relationship you've been having for the

last two years. And nothing says it better than this little message.

Buh bye!!!!!